I WAS HERE. I WAS FUCKING HERE AND I HAVE A PICTURE OF THIS OH MY GOD.
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
that cat wears eyeliner better than me
that cat is more attractive than me in general
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
i hope you hit post limit
I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
I hope you have to use algebra in your career
I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
i hope your computer crashes
i hope you step on a lego
i hope they cancel oprah
Born To Die | Lana Del Rey
She’s Killing Me - A Rocket To The Moon
So I went out and bought her roses
She complained about the thorns
I caught her smiling
That’s what I...
Warrior - Demi Lovato